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A party where a group of people gather to inject botox.
WARNING: The drinking of alcohol is illadvised.
Example of a conversation one may find at a Botox Party:
Jim: Hey! You got your botox in my pudding!
Fancisco: Oh. Sorry, Sir.
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Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
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Botox art is art that's too expensive to lisence.
The botox art could not be filmed in the gym due to the cost of the license.
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Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles
My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win
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Any woman who has had way too many botox injections. Resulting in a face that does not move, as well as eye brows that are permanently arched.
The cast of Desperate Housewives. Each of them resembles an evil witch with skin that is way too tight on their faces. Hence making them become a Cruella de Botox.
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botox queen 1968 is a bad bitch with a worse attitude the boss babe
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