Bowser-Bod

Chunky dude with suave hair and thick thighs resembling that of the titular character Bowser from hit video game Bowser's Dog Dick Revenge

A preferable body type lusted over by many gays
Also the the main selling point of many Bowsersexuals

That guy has a total Bowser-Bod, look at that hair and those thighs, mmm meaty...

spunk bowser

refering to females who sleep with numerous different partners in close proximety of one another using no contraception. you know who you are.

joe: hey andy, did you sleep with that spunk bowser linzi last night?
andy: yeah.

Bowser Revolution

Term taken from the early "Mario Party" games on various Nintendo consoles. Upon a "Bowser Revolution", all players coins/money are pooled together and divided equally amongst all the players regardless of who had the most/least prior to the consolidation. Bowser revolutions are desirable to those who have less and less desirable to those who have more.

We pool our tips at our restaurant. This bowser revolution discourages our servers from improving their service.

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trouser bowser

When you shit yourself with such force it goes through your underwear. The term is from when Bowser ass stomps like in Mario 3 when you defeat him by making him ass stomp through the blocks.

I sneezed so hard I let loose a trouser bowser. I tried to to lift way too much and a trouser bowser was released.

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Bowser of the house

A jerk who you live with who likes to steal your precious items and is just a complete asshole.

Man my brother is the Bowser of the house....

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

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Bowser Jr

Bowser Jr is Bowsers beloved son, He happens to think that Princess Peach is his mama, ever so convinced to steal her in Super Mario Sunshine. But he continutes to kidnap her due to his strong affection to her even though she is indeed not his mama. He has also recently appeared in the game Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics as clearly the best playable character.

"I wont let you take Mama Peach away"-Bowser Jr

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