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Very decieving; may say one thing and do another, may tell white lies constantly; tend to have mood disorders; can be good or bad in bed; can sometimes be charming
my boyfriend said he'd be here in an hour, and showed up the next day after going to the bar instead
17👍 16👎
Something I want... 😂, but a (hopefully) kind loving boy/man and someone you truly love and stay with.
My boyfriend is so funny!
4👍 2👎
One who is dating a girl, or his girlfriend, and loves her. He should do anything he can in order to make her happy, and should always be there for her. He should not be affraid to be around her in public. He should also be able to tell her anything above anyone else. He shouldn't be all turned on whenever he and said girlfriend are kissing, but he should also not care if he sees said girlfriend in anything (underwear, bathing suit etc.). He should trust her.
IF YOU'RE A BOYFRIEND FOLLOW THESE RULES
4👍 4👎
Person 1: Man I'll never get a boyfriend!
Person 2: You got that right!
4👍 4👎
Something that we all want but don't have. Someone that every bitchy girl from school or on instagram seem to have, while the only healthy relationship you have in your life is with that fake plant that you bought at urban outfitters to try to be an artsy bitch. On a serious note, a boyfriend is a guy that will make you feel special and perfect and make you smile. Never felt that? me neither, don't worry lol. Girls seem to have really high expectations when it comes to boyfriends... All we want is a guy that looks like timothée chalamet, that sounds like harry styles, that has the sense of humour of tom holland and that has a dash of dolan twins... ya feel me?
Girl 1: Dude I really want a boyfriend?
Girl 2: bitch what is a bow-frand?
Girl 1: u dumb ass bitch
Girl 2: dude the only guy I want in my life is your dad
Girl 1: What did you just say?
Girl 2: wait, what?
6👍 4👎
Something a girl wants to love her and only want her but they still want to have sex with alot of other women at the same time which means they are not in love they just want sex from her. Unfortunately for some girls their boyfriend also likes to watch clips of milfs and think about them when they jack off instead of their girlfriends.
Nicola: Why should I have sex with you?
Nicola's bf: Because I am your bf.
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A man? who thinks only because your currently together and in a relationship, you must be their private property. Someone who takes over your life and JUSTIFIES TORTURE IN THE NAME OF LOVE. Some you cook for, do laundry for, Screw, kiss ass for, get into bitchy fights with your best friends and parents for, give up the world for, give your soul up for, get battered and blue eyed for (sometimes), eventually to be called a paid SLUT.A guy who bunks work to check up on you at random times (for months). A guy who gives you the account statement for all the money he ever spent on you once you guys are on the verge of breaking up, especially when he was the one who vehemently insisted "you deserve every penny I could ever spend on you DARLING and I will never in my life regret this".
Someone who spends loads of cash on you.....only because you're currently living up to his definition of a slave, and the day you stop doing the bidding of....will call you a high-maintenance-whore he screwed for your bedroom skills ONLY.
Boyfriend-
When Sarah tells Ankur She's having drinks with friends on a sunday----
Ankur--"So, on a Sunday when I want to spend time with you( when Ankur works from home), you want to go see your friends? (people you haven't met in months) and on the one weekend that we have, you want me to cook( can't cook to save his life) for myself while you're out having fun and getting sloshed with your bitches(because he's figured out all your friends hate him and he personally can't handle more than 2 drinks AND he's socially retarded).
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