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An incredibly unpredictable man, or boy who is on an everyday basis calling you or stopping by your house to try to " Fix the problem" and doesn't understand what it means not to be together anymore.
Yesterday not only did I have 32 missed calls from him but my work told me he stopped by there to see if I was working. Yes, he is one Psycho Ex-Boyfriend
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A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
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A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.
The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
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a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
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When you dump your boyfriend and immediately log out all devices for Netflix and other subscriptions.
Girl 1: I just broke up with Tom.
Girl 2: Doesn't he still have your Netflix password?
Girl 1: Time to engage the ex-boyfriend protocol.
Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.
Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?
Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.
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