Brazil

A remake of United States in South America, but worse, take everything you know about Brazil, soccer, samba, beautiful places and hot people, and put most in the trash, after take all the bad things, and double it

Friend-Where are you going with your family this year?

Other friend- IDK, we are deciding between Brazil and Italy
Friend-anywhere but Brazil, for the love of god, it’s just like you are deciding between trash and pizza!

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Brazil

Steriotypes include:

-Outrageously hot women everywhere
-Anyone with Brazilian backround must be awsome at soccer
-The streets of Brazil are:The jungle; Amazon Rainforest, people getting killed/mugged; dead people everywhere

Fears of the travel to Brazil include:

-Getting an exotic, uncurable disease
-Getting biten by a snake
-Getting killed
-Getting robbed, raped, and getting robbed again

Interests of the travel to Brazil include:

-Wild parties
-Rio carnival
-Beaches with extremely attractive women

Fun facts you might have not known:

-More than half of South America includes Brazil territory.
-Every country in South America (except Chile and Ecuador) border Brazil.
-National language of Brazil is in fact portuguese, not spanish
-Not all of Brazil is the Amazon forest, only a third ;)

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to Ibiza!
Guy 2: Ibiza, what? I'm totally going to Brazil!

Guy 2: Hey man, I got a really nice chick in Brazil.
Brazilian: Oh, yeah?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I took her to all the places! Not to mention she gave me a little reward *he he he*.
Brazilian: She totally didn't use you...

Guy 2: I'm going to Ibiza next time :(
Guy 1: ?

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Brazil

Completing a game with the score 7-1. It comes from the 2014 Brazil vs Germany World Cup where both teams entered undefeated. The match was expected to be close, but Germany set the record for the largest margin victory. Germany kept Brazil scoreless until the last minute when they finally scored.

Score is 6-1 with 10 seconds left. -"Let's try for a brazil"

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brazilled

A term used to describe when one has been overmatched or made a fool of by an opponent.

"Dude, that chick just brazilled you!"

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Brazil

A country that is really beautiful for the tourists, but actually is a shit-hole country that doesn't have security, since lots of dumb tourists are being kidnapped, robbed, raped and killed there. It has lots of corruption because the PT has made a huge corruption scheme which has robbed for some years millions of taxes the people pay, and there are some dumbasses who still vote on these politicians after some crap like that happens.

Jeff: Hey I'm so anxious to go to Brazil!!
John: Dude I sure hope you're bringing a gun because it's fucking dangerous

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To Brazil

To beat a person or team as badly as Germany beat Brazil in the 2014 World Cup.

Jeff: How did you do at the game?
Frank: We Brazilled them!
Jeff: Good job Frank! You are really good at racquetball, you have to Brazil everyone!

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brazile

Full of strength, faithful, loyal, and protective

Brazile not as in the country.

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