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An arctophile.
That man sure loves teddy bears!
Of course, he is a Brendan after all.
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The hero from the Hoenn Pokemon Games. His hat is often mistaken for hair. He is also an extremely good trainer in the Anime.
"Holy crud, did Brendan just send out a Metagross?"
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A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.
Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc
Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
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Fucks a goat while making his sister cum
Brendan is a backwoods goat ropin, sister fucker
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Fucks a goat while making his step sister cum
A Brendan is a goat roping, sister fucker
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Loves to rip the bong
Loves pussy
He buys vapes every paycheck he gets
Girls get wet just looking at him
Best at credit card theft
Never runs out of that dank
Loves blunts and pussy
Always know how to run from the cops when
Needed
Brendan has the biggest cock in town and girls are dripping every time they see him
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Brendan is a nice, funny, cool, guy . He can be a cheater and a jerk. He's a player and dates many girls. A Brendan relationships are short and he'll leave a girl heart broken. He's great a sports! He usually is tall and hairy. He is good looking. He'll have a few problems with his teenage puberty. He'll have lots of acme and hairy places. A Brendan adult years are great and successful! A Brendan is a good guy at the end!
Her: I want to date him, but he's a player and it won't last long. However he is cute
Him: We'll he's a Brendan, what do u expect!
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