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Extreme slut doesnt know how to play fortnite, he sucks at everything and everyone hates him
BRENDAN I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE SO RETARDED!
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Nothing is bigger than his penis, except for his ego. He only really has a thing for himself and he NEVER leaves the house without putting on tanning oil to make his abs shine.
Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (:
He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.
Did you see Brendan?
Heck yes, he's so sexy.
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Brendan is one who is a squirrel. He likes to run squirrely arguments that dissatisfy any opponents, most notably a guy named Jason. Overall, he is a squirrel from way back. He loves to wriggle around a debate round running arguments such as OSPEC. It's not very doney. In fact, it is downright bodacious.
"I don't know about squirrely, but I would call it very cheese, Brendan." -- Ross Gordon
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Brendan's like to wear a dinosaur hat whilst hiding behind their forts of Fosters beer cans.
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!
Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M
Guy 1 - Did you just see that dinosaur walk past?!
Guy 2 - No, it's just Brendan, he's pretty cool.
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An arctophile.
That man sure loves teddy bears!
Of course, he is a Brendan after all.
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The hero from the Hoenn Pokemon Games. His hat is often mistaken for hair. He is also an extremely good trainer in the Anime.
"Holy crud, did Brendan just send out a Metagross?"
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A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.
Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc
Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him
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