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The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.
The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...
"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"
"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"
"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
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(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution
Run for your life! Cover your asses! The Bunghole Brigade has arrived!!!!!!!!!1
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When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.
Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.
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A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.
I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.
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(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something
(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus
i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed
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Occurs mostly in interstate driving, when vehicles line up next to each other in parallel lanes, and then go the exact same speed, usually slow, so that nobody behind them can pass them or go any faster. This leads to an angry pileup of slowly moving traffic, which is referred to as an idiot brigade.
Frequently involves semis.
This phenomenon most often occurs on 2 lane highways, but has been known to occur across 3 or more lanes when idiots are very determined or exceedingly oblivious.
It took me longer than usual to make the drive because I got stuck in an idiot brigade going 55 miles an hour for about 12 miles.
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Another name for the Cadets.
"Omfg! Here come the Dorkus Brigade again!"
or
"Holy shit you joined the Dorkus Brigade?!"