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A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
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cockney rhyming slang for titties
she had a nice pair of bristols
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The daughter of Republican VP Nominee Sarah Palin. She's a big neo-Nazi strumpet who's blatant unprotected vaginal corndoggery undermines her mother's fascist agenda for moral order.
Bristol Palin:
Country First! Condoms Second!
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To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right
I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.
Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
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A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!
I wish Bristol palin would get shot!
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Someone who likes getting Bukkake'd on by a bunch of farmers
You love a good old Bristol Milkshake, you dirty bastard
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