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Britain - a country where it's normal for old men to stand outside the pub having a fag; straight men like sex with a fanny; engines are found under a bonnet; da hood is on the back of da coat; big booty goes on your big foot; dogging doesn't involve any canines; getting a good fisting means pain not pleasure; randy will never be a boys name; and we really love bums.
fag = cigarette, fanny = vagina, bonnet=car hood, dogging=outdoor group voyeur sex, fisting=punch, randy=aroused, bums=ass. Britain, Britain, Britain
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Used sarcastically/mokingly: When someone does something so well or often that they could represent Britain in the Olympics (or other national event) if the activity that they are good at were an Olympic sport or similar.
"Kate shops for Britain!", "I know she spent a whole day trying on shoes!"
"Chris sleeps for Britain!", "I know he didn't get up til 3 in the afternoon."
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short form for the formal name Great Britain, an Island located west of Europe part of the British Isle archipelogo. derived from the Roman name Britannia Major. the term Great is purely geographical to show a larger land north of Gaul (France). Britain comprises of 2 former kingdoms Scotland and England and the Principality, Wales. Great Britain and her constituant countries also make up most of the United Kingdom. Northern Ireland is not in Great Britain, but in the United Kingdom. The long formal name for the country The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
The nation (and former kingdom) of England comprises most of the Island and also has the largest population
the nation (and former kingdom) of scotland comprises the most northern part of the island of Great Britain and is the second largest nation after england, although with a smaller population.
the nation (and former kingdom) of Wales, is located West of England. It is the smallest nation in Great Britain by area and population
Britain has played a vital role in world affairs being especially influencial in the 19th and early 20th centuries. Many western offshoots such as Australia and the US were formed by Britain, although have formed sperate identities still share a large part of culture heritage and language.
Look on a map its north of France south of Iceland
If your able to read this, English was established in Great Britain.
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The only place where everybody is a fighting machine, and has everything packed into a small area....
It has the glorius wales with huge hills and green grass, with cliffs bigger than average sized houses, and where most raw materials come from and probably the proudest country in the world.
Ireland with its loveable culture and large heritage,providing a lot of manpower..(it is the 3rd largest island in europe!)
The brute toughness of Scotland, where there are huge mountains and most of the british army, with one of the best rugby teams today.
And finally the English the Patriotic ones. Creating football and rugby and home to many musicians and other talented people and where there are people shouting at the telly about the football.
well you've probably guessed im british... i am aswell. i come from wales. so stop arguing about what country is crap and which is good, lets all be one nation together, BRITAIN!
britain = wales, scotland, england and ireland
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An awesome race of people, who are generally liked by Canadians, and secretly disliked by americans because of their special forces' superiority and link to the Canadian special forces. Britains have an awesome accent that is the right way to speak english. Britains are great.
American: Man, that british person is a doucebag
Canadian: why, because 4 SAS troops rescued 150 US SEALS troops?
American: that can't be right, the TV said we're the best country in the world
Britains: that's why everyone hates you. lets go have a beer and bang some chicks, canuck
American: boohoo
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The greatest kingdom in the world..... America is an awsome country aswel, we both have the best health-care, films, T.V,technology and military, but us Brits created the US, along with Ireland ....... they have our language, and culture, and are now the largest super power and the envy of the rest of the world, then the UK ... unfortunately the UK is overun with pakistanis, and we all know what them people get up to with their friendly muslim neighbours afghanistan, 7/7, 9/11...
We have acomplished so much, from a relatively small country.
Also, Britain wasnt saved by the Americans in WW2, your air force was only good with the introduction of the british rolls royce engine and technology, and also our scientists etc fleeing to america during ww2! in replayment, the US gave us some weapons ... UK & US rule!
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England. Yeah, England is Not Britain.
England is IN Britain, they are NOT the same thing! England is not Britain!
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