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Slang to describe a journey that takes you into dangerous waters, or any other kind of place, or situation.
Dude, this whole day has been a bruise cruise!
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When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
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A bruise, commonly found on the knee, which is procured during the game of trust. It almost all cases, it is the fault of the trustee, and not the truster.
1) Their first date must have gotten rowdy, as the next day she had a trust bruise.
2) "Did you see Sarah last night? She drank one too many pink twinks and ended up with a trust bruise!"
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The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.
1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.
2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.
Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised
A bruise induced as part of sex play
What have you been up to?! That looks like a sex bruise if ever I saw one!
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the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.
"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"
"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"
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that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner
Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."
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