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Fuck It Bucket List

A list commonly kept by thots of all the people they have fucked and would like to fuck going forward in their lives, usually contains the names of all of their friends.

Stephen: Hey did you see Ana's Fuck It Bucket List?

Christian: See it? I'm on it!

by Bearnelius March 7, 2019


bronko bucket list

a bucket list in which you get these four

things from your favourite girl
makeout
get head
• ear her out
• smash
if you do these 4 you have completed the bronko bucket list congrats king.

tom:Hey brew i completed the bronko bucket list with my favourite girl

jack:congrats

by jackthecake28 July 13, 2021


Red Bucket List

A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature

"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."

by Professor Sequoia August 31, 2023


cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.

Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!

by bitchuck September 20, 2024


Bucket list

The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-

1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).

Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021


Bucket list

Another point is not to try and live someone else's life, or what you think they have on their bucket list to try and outdo them at, but to live your own life without having to make a bucket list. You already know what you do want to do, but if it always ends up being something somebody else does that you want to beat them at or break a record, and that's what you base your entire existence on, you miss the point of it all. Why spend your entire life trying to outdo somebody else at their life? That's not much of a life. Why try to have all the same experiences as someone else, when you can already do things they never could? (for females having babies is one of them, along with things females get to do that males don't, though you never hear about female privilege, it's not a term for a reason, females don't allow anybody who would say it a voice)

Of all the things a female could decide to do in life that nobody else has ever done, it's a disappointment when they still try and do what males have already done, thinking that the grass is really greener for males. Things were as good as they were going to get for everybody, but some people still wanted them to change as part of some unoriginal bucket list.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021


Bucket list

A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.

The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.

by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020