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Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021


Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld July 24, 2011

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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.

Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.

by R.J.H December 26, 2009

280๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


world class bullshitters

The epitome of pop culture.

Ever heard of world class bullshitters?
Yeah, they are the epitome of pop culture.

by Jalapeno1989 October 8, 2018

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bullshittics

Random political conversation.

The Senator was talking bullshittics.

by Mar das Cuxinhas February 16, 2016


Bullshitter

Somebody who lies to get out of certain things and tells a completly diffrent story to what the true story is. They will make up bulshit for anything

Hey Harry, wait I mean hey bullshitter

by Harvey the GOAT April 12, 2017


Bullshitter

Bullshitter
Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.

Josh was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people his car was decent.

by MiniQuinny June 11, 2019