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bullshit

an insignificant excuse

That's bullshit to say you can't pay your bills because you're never home.

by Gerard Irick October 12, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


that bullshit

something that is messed up, wrong, not right, or f'd up.

What the hell, brosef? Those people get to go to the front of the line, and i'm here waiting for an hour just because they got the Six Flags flash pass. Thats that bullshit.

by R Rog September 21, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bullshitting

If someone is bullshitting you, they are lying to you. Bullshit is an enhanced way to say 'lie.' Bullshitting is a different form, turning the meaning into 'Lying.'

"Larry, don't bullshit me! I know you were at a party last night!"
Larry is bullshitting with the excuse of going to the library.

by YOURESELLINGCHOCOLATE January 21, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bullshit

1. An obvious lie
2. A game, in which at least 3 players, pref. 4 or more participate. Each player is dealt as close to the same amount of the deck as possible. The players then take turns laying one or more cards of the same rank down. The rank increases as the play goes around. For example, 4 players are playing. Player 1 lays down 2 Aces, player 2 lays down 3 twos, player 3 lays down 1 three. Player two, however, believes player 3 had no threes, and calls out "bullshit". Player 3, in fact, had not laid down a three, but a king. Player 3 must pick up the cards laid down thus far. Had player two been wrong, he would have had to pick those cards up. Player four then lays down 2 fours, and the play continues until every player but one is rid of their cards. The first out wins, second is second place, etc.

1. "So then I met Bill Gates and he gave me 2 billion dollars..."
2. "I'm bored. Wanna play BS?"
"Sure, why not?"

by John Hoffman February 25, 2005

398๐Ÿ‘ 206๐Ÿ‘Ž


bullshit

When a person is communicating through their ass.

Oh, I'm sorry I sneezed on you. Look I got my spit all over your face. Sorry 'bout that, I'm just allergic to bullshit.

by Yo Noid July 20, 2004

762๐Ÿ‘ 422๐Ÿ‘Ž


no bullshit

1.)A way to say "Foreal?"
2.)To agree

1.)Pequena:Ey yung Monica got shot.
Gringita:No Bullshit?...Foreal?

2.)Guerita:Ey yung that mans look good.
Gringita:No Bullshit

by Gringita March 31, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bullshit

Nonsense. Shit that isn't real, is unproven, or is made-up.

Ghosts, homeopathy, Dianetics, Young Earth Creationism, god, geocentrism, alternative-medicine, UFOs, MLM scams, Nigerian bank scams, etc. are all types of bullshit.

Bullshit is something which is propagated and profited from because there are so many gullible people in our society.

When Cecil was going on about dinosaurs living with humans, he was talking about bullshit.

When Stiril tried taking Scientology courses, was being audited, and was reading L Ron Hubbard books, he was immersing himself in bullshit.

Agatha was bullshitting about Area 51 containing alien technology. There was no proof.

That article about alternative treatments has no evidence to support them - such bullshit!

by The man in a brown hat! September 29, 2010

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