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n. A burb or burby baby is someone who was born and raised in the suburbs. Burb babies have sheltered lives, usually never visiting the inner city, often are rich and/or privileged, attend private schools and are generally stuck up.
"Why is she so stuck up?"
"She's a burb baby."
Someone whose too hillbilly for snobbier suburbanites, too country for city dwellers to accept, and too city for country folk. Symptoms someone may be a burb billy: they may have, or dream of having, backyard chickens or goats. They garden in any part of the yard they want to. They don't really care about the clovers in their lawn, or weeds in their gardens- they might even replace gardens or lawns with wildflowers. They are just as ready to go boating or fishing for bass as they are to parallel park in a trendy neighborhood downtown for brunch. They would much rather repair their own rustbucket than have someone do it for them, and likewise for anything they own- often resulting in houses waiting for a day off of work for a fresh coat of paint or similar maintenance duties, 'out of code' additions such as a two story deck, bonfire pits, forges, garages, etc. They have a natural enemy in HOAs. Often they were residents of the area long before the suburbs developed.
"My mom moved into a new neighborhood, but turns out her neighbor is a burb billy. My dad likes to drink beer with him, but my mom hates his overgrown lawn and thinks his truck needs to get off the jackstands and to a mechanic already."
"I was walking to a street festival when some burb billy rolled by in a rustbucket pickup blasting "Country Boy Can Survive". He somehow parked it better than I can park my Civic"
When someone went to a school with a ethnic make-up of 99% white Christians. “Build the wall” and “Heil Hitler” are common chants heard within their updated facilities that hold privledged suburban teens. They are usually named things such as “Macchiato” and “Kale”. Some kids try to be thugs and vape juuls, even though they’d shit their pants in fear if they tried going to an inner-city school. Since these kids don’t know oppression, some label themselves as pansexual non-binaries and they pretend to act ghetto. Others harass the single gay teacher because they have nothing else better to do.
Neveah: Stop being so politically correct you insert slur!
Jeff: oh shit, you’re from the burbs, aren’t you?
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A racial slur, derogatory, for white people in general.
Developed from the annoying habit of most white people to live in the suburbs, avoiding the "undesirables" that live in the cities themselves.
Created because cracker, honkey, cornbread, and other terms for whities just arent offensive enough. Hopefully this does the trick.
You see those ignorant Burb-Niggas at the Celine Dion concert the other night? God damn they have no taste in music...
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Synonymous with urbania. The blending of suburb and urban.
Bloomfield, NJ and Rockville Center, LI are both considered to be a burb-stack.
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To masturbate; To jack off.
Dude, I got a boner. I'm gonna go burb the worm.
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the art of a person with the syllable "burb" contained within their last name being sick nasty at hockey, and much better than joshwaaa with three A's.
Damn, mikes shot was burb sauce.
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