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The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.
"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"
"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."
the best lip balm ever; it refreshes your lips and gives off a minty smell if you ever have bad breath!
burt's bees is the best lip balm ever (:
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A blowjob shortly after the giver has applied Burt's Bees lip balm thereby creating a tingly/burning sensation on the receiver's genitals.
"Shit dude, my girlfriend accidently gave me a Burt's BJ last night, i had to shove my wang in the snow."
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A couch that is taken everywhere (Town, Beach and School etc) it is normally picked up from a tip/dump and "Pimped" with love/care make it looking somewhat decent.
Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine.
If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group.
Rules:
1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt)
2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people.
3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt.
4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best.
5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately.
Not to be confused with levis couch
"Whats that couch doing in the middle of the beach?" Asks Jill "Don't worry its just Burt" Replys Emma
They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after.
"Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom
Burt the couch never sleeps
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A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.
"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"
Someone who’s mind is in the gutter constantly, normally the leader and instigator of sexual profanities.
AKA - a trotter.
My god that person is such a dirt burt, they think of nothing else.
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Owen is the type of guy to get lost walking around the supermarket. Always be around him incase he gets lost.
He is ALWAYS daydreaming. He is extremely ugly and terrible at every sport he does.
Owen Burt was walking around school and got lost