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buyer's re-worth

As in buyer's remorse this term also refers to the post purchase experience. In this case it would be when you rekindle the excitement of an old purchase, that you take for granted now, by talking about it to someone you haven't seen since you bought the item.

I hadn't seen Bob in six months. I can show him the latest iphone I bought a couple of months ago! He'll be envious and I'll get me some buyer's re-worth!

by mjake1 August 8, 2011


Dallas buyers club

The film tells the story of Ron Woodroof (Matthew McConaughey), an AIDS patient diagnosed in the mid 1980s when HIV/AIDS treatments were under-researched, while the disease was not understood and highly stigmatized

He looks like he's a member of the Dallas Buyers Club.

by BLKQUEN73 April 17, 2021


Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper

by Pink Lemons March 18, 2020


Panic buyers

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020


Harbinger Buyer

A Retail Buyer who consistently chooses products where the sell through is incredibly low.

They are likely to buy fashion and consumer goods that get discontinued due to lackluster sales.

That store has a Harbinger Buyer but they can't get fired because he's the kid of

by Chomma June 18, 2022


buyer feedback blackmail

When a person uses a feedback system to leverage a seller into something that was not originally agreed upon and/or to permanently alter a sellers feedback as result of.

Buyer: Buys a used item "as is" and decides they do not want it anymore and wants to return it.

Seller: Doesn't accept returns for used items as described but accepts return anyway and offers a partial refund to buyer.

Buyer: "Since you accepted the return, repair the item and return it to me ASAP for a positive feedback score".

Seller: "Ah, we didn't agree to that. I am offering you a partial refund out of the goodness of my heart to cover your

stupidity and inability to read properly as it is".

Buyer: "If you don't want to fix the item that's fine too. Just issue me a FULL refund instead but I will be forced to leave

you a negative feedback score"

Seller: " Are you trying to commit buyer feedback blackmail on me by abusing the feedback system? Trying to extort

services you are not entitled to like a self-entitled asshole"

by Juan Smokiblunt July 11, 2022