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Scott the Woz
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"Just grab your nearest Merriam Webster's Dictionary and turn to the page with the definition for microconsole buyer man on it. You'll find my picture right then and there."
Somebody who only cares about appearances, they’ll do the minimum required to brag about something big, like buying the cheapest model of a high end brand to say they have that brand.
Person 1. She’s bragging about us talking but I literally left her on read.
Person 2. Oh yeah, She’s a C Class Buyer.
A person who buys stuff off of tv, the internet and in stores with no intention of keeping the items. This person is the ultimate impulse buyer who ends up sending back or taking back purchases that are too expensive or unneeded. clothes horse, Black Friday, shopper, shopaholic, boomerang shopper, boomarang, shopping addiction, department store, QVC, HSN, shopping channel, credit cards, presents, return policy
My grandmother is a boomarang buyer, she is constantly buying stuff off of the shopping channel. She keeps it for a couple of weeks and then decides she doesn’t need it and sends it back.
As in buyer's remorse this term also refers to the post purchase experience. In this case it would be when you rekindle the excitement of an old purchase, that you take for granted now, by talking about it to someone you haven't seen since you bought the item.
I hadn't seen Bob in six months. I can show him the latest iphone I bought a couple of months ago! He'll be envious and I'll get me some buyer's re-worth!
Someone who buys an excess of poker chips to fiend an addiction.
Zach is such a chip buyer, he paid $350 on pop slots.
When a person uses a feedback system to leverage a seller into something that was not originally agreed upon and/or to permanently alter a sellers feedback as result of.
Buyer: Buys a used item "as is" and decides they do not want it anymore and wants to return it.
Seller: Doesn't accept returns for used items as described but accepts return anyway and offers a partial refund to buyer.
Buyer: "Since you accepted the return, repair the item and return it to me ASAP for a positive feedback score".
Seller: "Ah, we didn't agree to that. I am offering you a partial refund out of the goodness of my heart to cover your
stupidity and inability to read properly as it is".
Buyer: "If you don't want to fix the item that's fine too. Just issue me a FULL refund instead but I will be forced to leave
you a negative feedback score"
Seller: " Are you trying to commit buyer feedback blackmail on me by abusing the feedback system? Trying to extort
services you are not entitled to like a self-entitled asshole"