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CNN s jxisjdijdkdjdbdjdhdjdjdjdjdjdjjdjdjd mzkzxm
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Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.
Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.
Good luck.
Chad Nut November (CNN) in conversation:
Person 1: "I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting."
Person 2: "You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after 2-3/10's if you do."
Person 1: "Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers."
Person 2: "Good luck man."
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"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."
Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
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