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Cort "Fucking" Allen
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer
The hottest person you will ever meet. The person with the highest iq and the longest pennis alive.
You are a very handsome person, like 2/9 of what Lucio Cortes is.
a hot boy in my school that has a neckbrace but idc he still cute
Christian Cort is hot
so kool, so swag like, he is my idol, he is a baller shot caller with a 21 inch blade. I would like to play rock paper scizzors with him he is also a house hold name (mainly because he punched ur kid at recess)
Christian Cort owns a big blue dog and cat
Alexandra Cortes commonly known as Lexi, is a deepsea predator commonly going after the younger whales, this species of whales is known to devastate any ecosystems it enters as it consumes everything in its path and leaves nothing but destruction.
Alexandra Cortes (Lexi) is a whale