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The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
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The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.
The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.
How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:
1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink
(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"
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A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.
When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.
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A Sandbox Ceasar is business person, usually in middle management, who was bullied as a child (in the sandbox) and has to make up for it as an adult by being a rude, power-mad, greedy asshole. Will walk over anyone to prove they can't be picked on anymore. They want to be as powerful as Julius Caesar, which is why they act like total douchetards.
"Did you hear Christine going off in that meeting? She was backstabbing everybody to make herself look good."
"Yes, she's a total Sandbox Caesar. I hate her."
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State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.
Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.
An extreme fool, of such a level, that their sheer foolism can be compared to Julius Caesar's fame and power.
Foolius Caesars often believe that Julius Caesar invented Caesar salad, and this is one of the main criteria for someone to be called Foolius Caesar.
Bob: That fool thinks that Julius Caesar invented Caesar Salad!
James: Ha, what a Foolius Caesar!
The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.
Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.