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Calf muscles that are beastly large, named after the famous Wagner, known for his monstrous calfs.
"Man dude, that guy is walkin on some serious wag calfs!"
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Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.
Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.
A calf who is known for producing liquid gold instead of milk. It is mentioned in the Bible
The Golden Calf was going to make them rich.
Another way to say masturbating or jacking off.
I'm going to bounce the calf when I get home.
My girlfriend can't satisfy me so I'm going to bounce the calf.
The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use
Why did the cow go on holiday
-because it had a wee calf
Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,
Andrew: what are u going to name your country?
Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
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The occurrence when one inserts both hands and feet into another's anus, looking lIke you are baby cow who was calf roped.
Dave: Shane's anus is the size a football.
Devin: Why?
Dave: I was calf ropING Shane so hard last night!
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