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Californian Cappuccino

Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.

Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!

Average Joe 2: Did you do it?

Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.

Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.

by Faux nom April 29, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


northern californians

Mostly Karens
All of them rarely vote for Biden
They basically love googles
All of them love Teslas

Bob: "I'm from Ohio"
Mickey: "I'm from northern california"
Bob: Ew, a northern californians, I hate northern californians"
Mickey: "Well fuck the hell outta here bitch or I'll get the manager"

by GreenBean ๐Ÿ™„ March 15, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


californian milkshake

A Californian milkshake is when a male and a femal both excurge all of their bodily fluids (sherbet, ejagulents, urine, menstrational fluids, feeces, mucus,etc.) into a blender and then ice is added to the mixture and it is then blended to form such a magnificent creation.

me and my girlfriend had a nice
refreshing Californian milkshake
-me and Jessica made a Californian milkshake

by the masked flaming scrotum November 29, 2013

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Californian man

weirdo who somehow lives in California and hates alot of people. like sitting down and weirdly has an obsession with arson but never really commits arson.

Discord user: @Californian man do u really live in california?
Californian man: yes

by Californian Man January 22, 2021


North Californian

Someone from the Northern part of California. Usually a hillbilly/redneck or an extremely rich former Bay Area resident. North Californians feel a disconnect from their southern counterparts and many feel they should unite with Southern Oregon to form the State of Jefferson.

Person 1: I'm a North Californian!
Person 2: So you're a hillbilly?

by JamesnLollify August 9, 2023


Californian Cheesestick

The act of placing the penis into a female's waxy-ear, pulling it out, and having her lick and eat the ear wax off of it.

Hey! Your brother came over last night to give me the ol' Californian Cheesestick! All I have to say is that it was delicious!!

by NathanielHugsdongs December 29, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Californian Handstand

When a girl does a handstand whilst giving a man a blowjob.

It takes incredible bicep strength, but Stacy managed to do a Californian Handstand on me for at least 5 minutes last night!!

by Chow Cheeby December 2, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž