Call Of Duty

A gaming platform where you get called a gay bitch constantly and get killed by 3 year olds

"lets go play battlefield 4 because call of duty is pissing me off with the squeakers"

Call of Duty

Shit

Call of Duty is shit

Call of Duty

One of the reasons why you're single

Michelle: Ever wonder why you're single
Dave: Why?
Michelle: Because you play Call of Duty!

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Call of Duty

The reason I want to die.

Mike: Hey Jim want to play call of duty?
Jim: Fuck you Mike.

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Call Of Duty

Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.

Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:

6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"

Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"

Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"

Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"

Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"

Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????

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Call of Duty

A game where every game for different releases come as the same game. Every sequel is the same game, just an update in weapons and title

Best comment ever - Call of Duty Black Ops and Call of Duty Modern Warfare...I can't tell the difference except for the front cover

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call of duty

1) A scripted WWII shooter made by a large chunk of the medal of honour team. Historically acurate, and one of the best WWII multiplayer games available. Unfortunately, it suffers in single player from two sources. First, it is extremely scripted and not freeline enough for some people. Secondly, the enemies have the annoying habit of getting up as soon as you kill them and on harder dificulties seem to be way to accurate. A must buy for people who like that sorta game.

2) A phrase referring to conscription in world wars I and II.

1) I just completed call of duty. Man, that game is amazing.

2) When their country called, they answered the call of duty.

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