Caller ID

While having sex with a girl, call her cell phone and when she goes to get it start to masturbate behind her. When she gets to her phone, she'll see its you, look behind her and then you blast her in the face.

"Jenny couldn't believe it when she saw the Caller ID, the look on her face was priceless"

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background caller

someone who is in the background telling the person on the phone what to say

Tell Caitlin to stop being a background caller when I'm on the phone with you

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chi-caller

One with a high amount of status, reputation, and respect; is known to call the shots in the city of Chicago.

The term is protected and created by Black Carpet Society, a clothing line out of Chicago, Illinois.

He's a chi-caller, I always see him downtown bar hopping.

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two-caller

A person who always calls back immediately after a telephone call with them has ended. Usually done to pronounce a final, dramatic closing statement to the previous conversation, although occasionally merely to add information which had been overlooked previously.

So after she hung up on me, the two-caller was right back on my ass screaming "I hate you!" into the phone!

Sorry to two-call, but I gave you the wrong address a minute ago.

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Shot caller

Word also used in popular video game League of Legends. Player may get Shot callers "status" in team if he makes good strategic decisions, based on actions opposite team does.

Possible chatlog:
(Renekton): Jungle and top are at the top-line and top's tele is down. Let's rush Dragon! (This line is shot caller's line and he just read the situation and made a suggestion for the rest of the team.)
(Caitlyn): On the way.
(Rek Sai): I'll take red first, then moving to Drag.

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Caller VD

When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague

(Phone rings)

Hey are you going to get the phone or what?

(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!

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Closet Caller

Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.

Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.