Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
“Oh look there’s bran Calvert”
the best friend of ava.. ava is the most funniest girl ever!!!
hey who’s you’re best friend ava?
oh lacie calvert .. don’t tell anyone tho
If you're Calverted, you love Alexander Calvert.
Can you stop swooning over Alexander Calvert. We all know you're Calverted. You don't need to make this weirder on all of us. Oh, I give up.
every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people