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Bran Calvert

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters

Oh look there’s bran Calvert

by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022


lacie calvert

the best friend of ava.. ava is the most funniest girl ever!!!

hey who’s you’re best friend ava?
oh lacie calvert .. don’t tell anyone tho

by avanicolle11 September 30, 2021


Calverted

If you're Calverted, you love Alexander Calvert.

Can you stop swooning over Alexander Calvert. We all know you're Calverted. You don't need to make this weirder on all of us. Oh, I give up.

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 11, 2020


daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024