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the best friend of ava.. ava is the most funniest girl ever!!!
hey who’s you’re best friend ava?
oh lacie calvert .. don’t tell anyone tho
A Sunday league striker who continually starts games but more often than not misses sitters. Ends with a single figure goal total every season.
He was through one on one with the keeper, went round him but missed an open goal. He’s a real Calvert Rashford.
If you're Calverted, you love Alexander Calvert.
Can you stop swooning over Alexander Calvert. We all know you're Calverted. You don't need to make this weirder on all of us. Oh, I give up.
every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people