That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.
"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"
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He is a thot
You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah
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Someone who's not good at league
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN
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Calvin is someone who has the best hair in the whole football squad.
Bobble head : shower of shite on your head
Calvin : l have great hair and it is very โcalvinโ
A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis
"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"