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When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie
When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa
"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"
The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again
Did you know that a calzone is gods creation
When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.
Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight