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Home of the masses of wonderful fairies, cross dressers, and rude cliptomaniacal wheelchair users steven hawking. Oh and dave, who rules
my god, i wish i was at "cambridge university" its SO cool!
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The collective noun for "ponces".
There's a veritable Cambridge University of pompous gits over there.
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Cambridge is a place close to the Waikato river full of rich white people who ride horses and row. Cambridge was built on racism and today still lives up to the name of being the most white snobbest place in new Zealand. Cambridge people enjoy biking as a family, shopping, talking about how Cambridge is growing, gardening and talking with other white mums about how "sarahs daughter was hanging out with a darky today!" God bless Cambridge.
A group of stranger are silently waiting inliNE and an old Cambridge woman hasn't talk about Cambridge newZealand to strangers in the last 30 minutes.
Old lady pam: "hello I'm pam and I live in 'Cambridge',it's such a beautiful place and I hope you and your family visit one day.
Stranger: k.
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The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.
They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.
Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.
Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.
Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"
"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."
"The University of Cambridge has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
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The best uni EVER which does not tolerate nothern scum
ryan: ayeup man, im gonna apply for Cambridge University
chris:HA good one
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A pretty chill place In Massachusetts where 9 year olds swear like sailors. Black and milds are pretty popular there. Get somebody who looks 18 to go to staches and get you a pack. The galaria is there and its a good place to shop. Some chill kids from a school in west roxbury hang there.
Charlie: Yo Sarah, you coming to east cambridge this weekend?
Me: No doubt
Kairon: Yeh I'll be there too
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(noun) Large, veiny testicles inadvertently shown. Similar to a large brain as may be possessed by somebody studying at Cambridge
Excuse me vicar, but do you realise your cambridge brain is poking out of your cassock?
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