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Cameltoe Jockey

Anybody riding a cameltoe. - box, pussy, vagina, etc.

That Cameltoe Jockey is coming down the line on that MILF's pants!

by CameltoeJockey May 13, 2005

24πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Huibonhoa Cameltoe

Also known as the Huibonhoe Cameltoe. An unnatural phenomenon that only occurs to female Asians/Hapas that suck up to white conservatives, it results in the swelling of female genitalia to the extent that it is permanently visible and incapable of concealment. Not caused by an STD or a Venereal disease, but rather sycophancy, nymphomania and an extremely bloated ego.

Guy 1: What is wrong with her? Ever since she joined TPUSA, she has become incredibly insufferable and her lady parts are visibly disfigured.
Guy 2: She can’t be saved. She has developed the Huibonhoa Cameltoe, and there is no cure.

by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021


cameltoe nailer

the appearance of a wedge in a womans genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes and makes you wish to take action.

jenny has cameltoe with her new leather pants and I want to nail her. i.e. cameltoe nailer

by Hudy Cat February 20, 2008

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


crusty cameltoe

A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.

"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"

by Bust(y)a Heims July 11, 2008

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mormon Cameltoe

Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.

Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.

by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

21πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.

That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.

by StrongMan538 May 26, 2010

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž