(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈
be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing
To not be funny
To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor
Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.
Rachel: what did one box say to another?
Go die.
Tyler: cantaloupe.
A regular .PNG image that was given a meme status by a certain content creator
Streamer: *accidentally shows something embarrassing/weird on stream*
Streamer: AAAAAA-*cuts stream into an image of cantaloupe while low quality music plays*
When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.
Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.
(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.
That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!
female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit
notable example Madison Ivy
look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !
Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.