cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

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cant beat it with a stick

A great deal. Cant get a better deal anywhere else.

You cant beat free99 with a stick.

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I cant go

Meaning your not going to do something
usually in stressful situation.

"man she want me to lick her too, i cant go"

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cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe

i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?

I Cant Tell It

Another way of saying I dont know.

I was gone try 2 see if she wanted to come 2 da house 2night... But I cant tell it...

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cant see dick

When you cannot see what you are looking at clearly

1cant see dick with my windows tinted this dark and i almost backed off in that pond

2 Matt hit me in the eye with the paddle now i cant see dick

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i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

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