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Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021


Capitolize

The action of a city upgrading into a capitol.

Columbia is the capitol of South Carolina, but everyone knows Charleston is a bigger and better city. So Charleston submitted an official request to capitolize. In 2020 their request was approving, and they usurped the role of capitol of South Carolina.

by tonyrigatony July 18, 2019


The State Capitol

Rubbing your asshole with the state flag pole, while singing the state anthem. And before you climax shove it in your ass.

Last week a girl circled The State Capitol.

by JaloPP May 1, 2022