Cappying

To constantly be late, to the point it seriously agitates all of your peers.

"where's luke? swear he's always late?
"He's cappying in he? been munching his bird all day hes not had chance to get ready"

Cappying

Cappying is mastered art of systematic farting especially at the oddest times amongst a group of friends.

"It takes a brave man to master cappying, Kay."

cappy hat

simple name for a happy cat.

i gave the cat its favourite treats so it was a cappy hat.

cappie

a derogatory word used to refer to a capitalist; the opposite of commie.

Arrrgh, look at all the homeless people! Those dirty cappies just can't live without people in poverty, can they?

Cappie

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/

A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.

Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."

Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.