capri-sun

What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.

capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.

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Cholo Capris

Jorts worn by guys who think they are really tough. They are so baggy that they end up looking like European manpris.

Person 1: Ew look at those manpris on that metrosexual.
Person 2: Naw sucka that's a true G. Dose is shorts.
Person 1: Haha no. They are way too long. If you don't want to call them capris you have to admit they're cholo capris. You can only see his ankles!

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Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

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Capri-Sunning

The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).

"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"

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Gangster Capris

Long, usually denim shorts worn by urban miscreants in the southern US that resemble the female "non-pants" known as capris. The desired effect is to look like a child who raided his father's drawers. See also: Hoodlum High-waters

Did you see that reprobate in the gangster capris?

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man capris

Pants or trousers, usually GAP cotton khakis, that are several inches too short for a man to really be wearing.

Hey Josh, do not wear man capris to work again. Get some trousers that fit you now that you have graduated from college and are no longer in the 8th grade.

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Capri Fun

All the fun you have while drinking Capri Sun.

Hey wanna have some Capri Fun!? Yeah!

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