captain

The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.

The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.

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the Captain

A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.

After school, why don't we all go and pay a visit to the Captain.

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captain

see Captain sav-a-hoe

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Captain

(n.) the sexual act of pouring Captain Morgan into a woman's vaginal crevice, and then proceeding to drink it with a straw

(v.) to commit the act of Captaining

MAY CAUSE STERILIZATION

I Captained your mom last night you assclown.

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captain

Word used to express good things, joy or awesomeness.

- Do you like my new jacket?
- It's captain!

- How was your weekend in Amsterdam?
- It was well captain!

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Captained

When someone gets unexpectedly kicked in the balls hard enough to make them cry. While the person who kicked the other person balls yells Captain! too further humiliate the other person.

Dude Tom owes me money when i find him he is getting Captained.

CAPTAIN!....(getting kicked in the balls) Dude you just got CAPTAINED

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captain

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.

Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!

Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!

(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)

Sami: Hey captain!

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