weed card

a card that grants someone to carry drugs with them

Officer: Drop the drugs!
Guy: It's okay nigga, I got that WEED CARD!
Officer: Shit!

cards on credit

the playing of card games with friends when you have no money.

hey does anyone want to play cards on credit ?
bill is always wanting to play cards on credit.

Victim card

1) The dramatic portrayal of oneself as being disadvantaged by misfortune, in the pursuit of others pity and sympathy.

2) To portray another individual as the cause of misfortune, in order to appear victimized; to villainize someone

“That guy is playing the victim card by telling his sob story”

“That person is using a victim card in her attempt to villainize all white people as racist”

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Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

Obama card

Food stamps - EBT card.

Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!

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Race Card

Calling someone racist, even if they aren't, just to get away with something.

Jalen played the RACE CARD and all the charges were dropped.

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report card

The #1 cause of suicidal thoughts around the world.

Tim: "Hey John, can I see your report card?"
John: "Hey Tim, before I answer that question, do you know a place where I can get any cheap neurotoxins?"
Tim: ".....Failed all your courses?"
John: "Yup."

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