multi-career

Exploring and holding career/professional positions in more than one industry or occupation simultaneously and successfully.

Working as a Doctor and a Photography professional, Registered Nurse and Career Pilot, Actor & Professional Pilot. Celebrities do it all the time, as John Travolta has a multi-career as a Qantas pilot (Australian National Airline) and an Actor.

career suicide

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"

What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)

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Career Cow

A lolz cow who is in denial about that fact. And has made a career out of being a lolz cow

Wow look at Negz he is a such a fucking a Career Cow

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Career Cuckold

Someone who happily sits idle while other people fuck their career generally because they are too nice for their own good.

He let me take all the credit for his project and as a result I got the promotion, he is such a Career Cuckold..

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career guidance

A waste of a Saturday

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is

career program

where a whole bunch of fake fucking losers jack each other off in the corner and lie to themselves selves thinking they are smart.

look at all of the career program retartds in the corner.

Career Cutie

N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.

3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.

"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."

"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."

"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."

"Career cuties have an expiration date."

"The market is saturated with career cuties."