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Drew Carey prefers beer and meat pies to women.
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A little gay boy who turns girls also gay and attracts lesbians. Also cried in Iceland at the thought of pulling someone.
Oh wow your girlfriend of 3 years recently turned out to be gay? Thatβs a real Gerard Carey
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Oi mate!
What?
Have you watched the new Johnny Carey video?
Nah
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Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
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a woman who sings. Shes big boned with a very small face
thats one fucked up body Mariah Carey
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Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.
Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.
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a singer who just got dissed bad by eminem
"Check out Eminems "the warning" for the Mariah Carey Diss"
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