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When you have the biggest gig, whether it is music related or business related, it has then become a clutch cargo gig.
Dude! Madison Square Garden! What a clutch cargo gig!
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A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
An old cargo vehicle, usually at least a bit battered or streight up damaged but still mechanically sound enough to be used. Usually looks very bad and most people associate it with mischievous activities when spotting it on the road.
Example #1
Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"
Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"
Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."
Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."
Example #2
Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."
Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."
a descent from FL350 to 2000ft in about 2 minutes, resulting in a crash and a fraudulent flight log
he did a cargo approach again
A miscellaneous container like a medicine bottle or an altoids can.
To conveniently carry a small amount of marijuana.
Or inconspicuously mitigate the smell of marijuana on you and hide marijuana in plain sight..
Dealer: Yo kid sorry but i don't have any bags for this eighth i scaled out for you, mind if i wrap this in tin-foil? its all i got right now.
Buyer: nah brud thank you but I got myself a "Kush Cargo" you can put the weed in here
Cargo Pants are super fresh pants. If you are not rockin cargo pants then you aint madd fresh. Cool cats rock them with button up shirts or madd baseball attire.
Person 1: Why are all the ladies all over Cameron and Ed?
Person 2: Cuz they have madd cargo pants sawgg
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