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A little fucking demon spawn that everyone loves some how...
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Normally a really disgusting or sticky person who is always poking around and messing up shit. Don't get too close because it will stick and stink. Therefore Carmels shall remain alone for enternity.
OMG! stop acting like a Carmel
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The place you go to fail at life and lose all your friends. It's the place where numerous murders and rapes occur.
Dude I'm so low right now, I'm going to Carmel
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An unaffiliated, Jewish School in Greenwich, CT. Formerly known as WFHA, they changed the name in the middle of the year after receiving a 10 million dollar grant. This grant was used to fund many important things, such as computer programs like Kidspiration and Gimp (?). At "CA," you will not learn geography, nor grammer. You may read an average of 2.5 books a year, along with an average of 9 movies. You get to show your individuality with collared shirts in every color (solid, of course), and khakis in black, navy, brown, olive, grey, and purple (?). You can make many friends at Carmel, everyone in your grade (avg=15) is super nice, and accepting, even your teachers will be your friends! The average sentence you hear a student say at Carmel is, "Man, I love this school!" and for teachers, it's, "Where's your kippah? Your head looks cold." COME TO CARMEL WOOOHOOOO GO EAGLES!!!! OOPS HAWKS YAYY GO HAWKS!
Jacob: Hey, did you make the Carmel Academy basketball team?
Rebecca: What kind of question is that? I didn't even need to sign up, they begged me to!
Jacob: But, you've only played once in your life...?
Rebecca: Does it really matter? We just need enough "players!"
A bitch with the worst attitude you could ever face. She is full of herself in all the wrong ways. A carmelle will whine and and become abusive if not given what she wants. avoid a carmelle as fast as you can.
Dude, what's with you today, stop being a carmelle you turd
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creating a carmel apple requires a man to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. Before ejaculating the male removes his phallus from the vagina and then without wiping off the blood he inserts his phallus in the anus, to cover it with a "carmel coating." After, the man inserts his penis to the females mouth.
Dude I made the best carmel apple the other day, and Sally actually ate it!!!
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