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Super Carney Combo

An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.

Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure

by Brian Boitano July 4, 2004

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Patrick Carney

The drummer for the blues-rock duo The Black Keys. Carney's drumming style is heavily influenced by John Bonham, playing lots of snare-bass fills and utilizing very musical tom patterns. He is a very creative but not overly skilled drummer. A solid player.

Patrick Carney is better than Travis Barker.

by Bonzo, King of Drums January 2, 2009

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Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "

by jamie_ledge January 23, 2007

54๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge December 30, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge January 9, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Archbishop Carney Regional Secondary School

A high school in the city of Port Coquitlam, Canada, with many students and a lot of teachers. This school os very cool and many people will go to the school, the teachers are nice

Archbishop Carney Regional Secondary School has a student called sunnygong

by Ozymandias gong January 27, 2022

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Carney

Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.

Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.

Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.

Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.

A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.

by Skyjack23 September 3, 2023