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Sexiest beast in the Isle of Man. Bit of dickhead but he always managing make himself beautiful to others around him. A very epic boy. Has been to prison on 17 different occasions. In other words, Daddy.
Girl: Did you see Jack Carroll?
Jack Carroll: Don’t you mean Daddy?
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Someone with red hair, blue eyes, freckles, WHITE skin and a kick ass beanie. Hobbies usually include kicking ass and grating cheese.
"I totally feel like a Max Carroll"
"Me too. Sometimes I wish I WAS a Max Carroll"
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The pimpist dam thug to ever represent the east coast 50 baby, she is the G-ist thug ever.
Yo, don't muss with lillers or she'l pop a cap in yo ass.
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The county that is beyond doubt an ornament to the state of Maryland. From cow tipping, deer hunting, paintball, and farming, to chasing stocky German females,you can do whatever you want here, oftentimes in the company of insolent redneck hicks. Actually, you should probably pick wrestling, since the only person from Carroll County to ever attend an Ivy League school was accepted for just that reason.Sure,the IQ may not be that high out here,but the epidemic of alcoholism and drugs makes this is a blessing in disguise,since not much is lost when there wasn't too much there to begin with.
Hey,look! That guy drinking beer in his tractor just got pulled over and caught with five lbs. of weed!
Yep, it must be another Carroll County bumblefuck.
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JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend
"Hey man you look swick".
"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".
Johnny Carrol dragged his knuckles into my house and stole all my fried chicken and watermelon and washed it down with grape soda.
Only drinks Fiji water and tea , set 8 but sexy six pac , woulda biggest shagger , very rich but likes to live in at nicks , one time went out with Kim k and sparked a cow out with one punch then it friends shot milk at him out of there tits . A big fan of big booty bitches
Six pac sexy cows jack carroll