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Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

by WeebKury May 27, 2020


Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

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Carroting

The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.

The price of avocados at the moment is ridiculous. The only way I can afford them is by carroting.

by NimbleFruitJube January 6, 2018

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carroting

The act of sticking a carrot up someones ass.

Jay loves carroting his boyfriend.

by jaylovescarrots January 8, 2010

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carrot

an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.

by Bugs Bunny April 2, 2003

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Carroting

A woman having Sexual pleasure with the use of a carrot.

Nika B. :"Have you ever tried carroting? "
Paula V. :" Nah, what's that?

Nika B. :"Oh, that shoving a carrot into your pussy, it's real good! "
Paula V. :" Well there is only one way to find out if it's good"

by Carrot man111 January 6, 2017

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Carrot

What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis

There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it

by Hooligan JB April 12, 2015

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