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this person in your life who makes you feel like your heart was just squished yet in the softest hands, they bring you so so much joy and love to your life that it just makes you want to smile even on the bad days.
this person has the fluffiest yet sexiest hair known to man kind and if they let you touch it, you’re the chosen one.
not only does this person bring you immense joy and love but they bring you safety as well as the reassurance to be your true self !
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may: omg look it’s cassie !
Tig: 👀
may: ✨😍☺️💖✨
Cassie is the most gorgeous and amazing person ever. She’ll never let you down and is always there to spill the tea. She will treat you like a queen and is always down to have fun.
John: dude did you see Cassie ?
Jake: hell yeah she’s hot as hell
John: yeah she was dancin hardd to some tswizzle
If her name is cassie she shouldn't drink cheap vodka that ahit makes her depressed if ur ugly then she wont tell u but a soon she gets high she tells u that u look like ugly asf but she can be super nice lovely and funny as hell she also may be a litte hoe inside too but whats life without a little slut by ur side🧏 ♀️
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She is a fuckwit, she’s really pretty tho, absoloute fucktard tho
Spencer: I’m cheating on my gorgeous girlfriend cassie
Anya: I will fucking kill you
Cassie is a communist robot developed for the Vietnamese by the Chinese to attack western civilization. She uses her attractive looks to gain access into top secret military facilities, where she then drives everyone crazy due to her easily confused nature. She runs on an outdated operating system and has virtually no computing power whatsoever. She was considered a huge flop, and as a result has not been updated in over 40 years, and as a result only serves to correct peoples grammar.
Felix- "Dude what's wrong?"
Mitchell- "Ughhh nothing just this girl Cassie is killing me"
Felix- "How so?"
Mitchell- "she corrects everything I write and gets confused so easily"
Felix- "Oh dude I know what you are talking about. I saw Inception with her and she was so confused I didn't even know how to start explaining it to her"
Mitchell- "Cassie will be the death of me"
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a nickname for someone with the HUGEST dick you have ever seen.
chick: have you seen johns dick?
girl: oh ya he is Cassie all the way!!
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