In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.
Youโve hit rock bottom. The bar is in hell.
Our lives are down catastrophic
One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.
She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.
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she is the coolest girl ever! she's also known as gink. DON'T TRY TO BE HER. SHE WILL BEAT YOU DOWN.
chloe catastrophic can't be copied.
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When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
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When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!
wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
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The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
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