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When your employer comes by to snoop on your computer screen to see what you have open and/or who you're talking to.
Guy 1: there's a difference between monitoring your internet activity and going through your personal information
like you're some prison inmate and they're tossing the cells
Guy 2: yeah it's bullshit. lol
Guy 1: but they're saving you from yourself.
Guy 2: LOL
Incarcerated individual whose tone softens when he/she hears the gentle hum of the automatic release of their cell door.
When behind locked metal door, will often make claim that he/she will, "...rape your fucking skull and shoot my skeet on yo' bitch ass neck...", but will often close his/her own door in the event of an accidental cell block release.
Bubble Bitch: Hey Prescott, are you worried about those Chiefs in New Seg?
Prescott: "Fuck NO! Bunch of BITCH ASS CELL WARRIORS; ALL OF THEM!"
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A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right.
However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
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A hardcore metal rock band that started in their early teenage years. Their music includes power rock chords and some screaming. They had guitars special made with 7 strings, instead of the usual six stringed guitar. A very good band that unfortunately broke up.
Sample Lyrics of Dry Cell : "This is our new revolution.. before we wish our final days.."
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The greatest collection of freaks outside of FOXHOUND. They are the bad guys in Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the surviving members include Vamp, Fortune, and Fatman. They were established by ex-president George Sears as a special forces division of the SEALs and were charged with running mock-terrorist attacks on government facilities in order to teach VR Trooper rookies how to handle a real threat.
The name Dead Cell was originally intended to reflect its anti-terrorist functions. The unit originally launched unannounced assaults on government complexes, for the ultimate terrorism simulation.
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Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.
Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell.
Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.
Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF
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Cell Tech - Derived from the African plant, "Cellerious Technecious", part of the Celery family. The 19th carbon atom has been modified making Cell Tech a nandrolone. Due to the sheer potency of this androgen it has been branded a class AA drug, meaning posession can lead to life imprisonment. Cell tech also has a very long active life. Cell Tech can lead to long term testicular atrophy and severe body mass increase in short periods of time.
Cell tech is not affected by aromatase or 5alpha-reductase, Cell tech is about 45times more more effective per milligram as testosterone esters, for best results and safety with Cell tech it should be administered intramuscularly. It is orally biovailable but this is not reccomended due to the effects it can have on major organs. This substance is hard to manufacture therefore making it very expansive and not very available. There are many labs that claim to sell it but very few produce the real drug.
Bodybuilder's often times, when asked about their alleged steroid use, claim to have only taken Cell-Tech. The reason for this, is Cell-Tech's reputation for quick production of large volumes of muscle-mass. Cell Tech is prohibited in almost all professional sports around the world and is notorious for its hazardous and potent effects. Most doctors advise against the use of Cell Tech and will report the use of Cell Tech to authorities if they hear any of their patients use it. Several organizations have been founded in order to stop the production and sales, of Cell-Tech, one such organization is MuscleMissions(website : http://www.musclemissions.org/).According to MuscleMissions, Cell-Tech can be brewed from supplies found at home and parents should watch their kids closely. Infact, BodyBuilding.com, is rumored to have a section of the IFBB Pro forum, dedicated solely to the production of such chemicals.
Cell-tech was first discovered in 1935 as a cure for certain diseases. Today it is used medically to cure muscle wasting diseases such as aids or muscular dystrophy.
Cell-Tech History
After the discovery of the rare nomenclature of this member of the celery family in 1934, the science world exploded with this discovery that would cause a shocking cresendeu of muscular development, Dr Greg Valentino who first created the bioavalible strand of the drug, using water frequency modulation, was the first known user of this compound, which he foolishly decided to test upon himself, isolated in the bicep muscle, which became beyond gargantuan.
It was however, years before, in the far south of africa where this plant thrives on the arid landscape, where tribesmen first found, and implimented this plant, although not as potent as the modulated version, the plant Cellerious Technecious was widley known as a cure for infertility.
warning Cell-tech is a very unstable muscle building phenomenon. Do not shake bottle, as it can cause black holes and riffs in the time transition. Also avoid contact with vagina as it contains horse semen products
Gary: Hi, i just wanted to ask if you're natural?
Ronnie: No, i take dat dere cell-tech
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