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the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.
i just gave that chick cement goggles while she was passed out on the couch
(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances
to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB
When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police
“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin
It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.
egg cement
When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.
Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.
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When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)
Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda
Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina
Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis
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