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rich chaldean

Rich chaldeans where they only have new cars and Mercedes and bmws and foreign cars with loui Vuitton bags and huge houses

Alright let’s go I’n my mclaren . We’re rich chaldeans

by MAYBACH October 29, 2017


Chaldean Time

The Theory Of Chaldean Time is an idea that Chaldean Catholics has difficulty reading clocks, both digital and analog clocks. The theory was descovered when a Chaldean got to a party that was supposed to start at 7:00 at 7:45, and was early to the party. Below is an approximate estimation of Chaldean time.

If a party starts at . . . then it really starts at 7:00 . . . 8:00 7:30 . . . 8:40 and so on

The second part of the theory states that Chaldean will make up for the time missed at the end of the party but having the party last longer than usual. For example, a party is supposed to end at 10. The Chaldean will say "o.k. its 10:00, time to go." However the Chaldean will talk to his fellow Chaldean for an hour or two in front of the front door before finally leaving the house.

Fady: Bro what time does Leath's party start at.

Bassam: 8 o'clock

Fady: O.k. i will pick u up at 9:15 and we will roll together

Bassam: ok, thats hadeed. That is on time for chaldean time

by boater4life April 22, 2009

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Chaldean Mafia

A Iraqi gang based in Detroit that traffics drugs from Phoenix and San Diego to Michigan. The Chaldean mafia, formed in the 1980s, is predominantly made up of ethnic Iraqi Christians. Also known as the Chaldean Organized Crime Syndicate.

Reuben: "I don't get why there are so many Chaldeans living in El Cajon"!

Liz: "Yeah, tell me about it! When the Chaldean Mafia first gained notoriety back in the '80's, Seven mile and Woodward in Detroit was called "little Iraq" in the press. Maybe that is the reason"?

Sam: "Yeah well they just arrested 60 bros at this social club in El Cajon...Maryam Athra! Damn what is this world coming to...where is my cell i gotta text my cousin"!!

by ohnonotagain. August 23, 2011

27πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Chaldean Slipper

When you are going at it doggy style and yell "ye ye ye ye ye" before you "accidentally " slip into the ass.

"Me and this chick were going at it and I accidentally hit her with the chaldean slipper.

by Ye ye ye ye ye September 3, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


chaldean notebook

an empty cigarette carton often used in party stores as material for writing on.

"Baba we need some cigarettes i'll make you a list to take to sam's club."
"Ok."

"Do we have any paper?"

"Here i gotta put the malboros up you can use this chaldean notebook when i done."

by ani iraqi August 2, 2011

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


chaldean

the superior race

look at anthony he’s a chaldean

by big baboola April 1, 2023


Chaldean

To put this simply Chaldeans are essentially Christians (predominantly Catholic) from present day northern Iraq but can also be found in Iran and Syria. They speak Aramaic (language of Jesus) and this language is pretty important to them. Most have arrived to America in the last 55 years or so because of a change in the immigration laws. When they came over they settled predominantly in southeast Michigan, particularly the tri-county area (Oakland, Macomb, and Wayne county).

Additionally, some of there core values include: faith, family, and hard work. All three are equally important to most Chaldeans. As far as their work, it seems that many run their own businesses, such as party stores, gas stations, restaurants, grocery stores, real estate firms, and construction companies to name the main industries they can be found in but there are others beyond that.

All in all, on a personal note the Chaldeans I have met in school, work and general life seem to value comradery with others, thus are easy to talk to more often than not. Also, Chaldeans are not Arabs so make sure you refer to them as either Chaldeans or Assyrians (though Assyrian is less commonly used). In terms of looks, many could pass for southern Italian (Sicilian look) quite easily since many have olive white skin.

Bianca’s is a Chaldean owned party store.

by MattyIcefromMichigan June 20, 2023