someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper
Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?
Hes Charmin!!
Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.
Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.
A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.
It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”
Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.
Person 2: Negawhat?
you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.
When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.
Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss
Yeah
Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle